reasons why i hate you

you don't take your job seriously.

you don't appreciate what you have and/or the opportunities that you have been given.

you don't think before you speak (or at the very least your random verbalized thoughts aren't the least bit entertaining).

you ask stupid questions and/or questions you know i'm not going to answer.

you don't know when to give the "hype machine" a rest.

you don't have enough respect for your neighbors to shut the fuck up late at night and/or early in the morning.

you are too busy gossiping with your co-worker to get my order right.

you don't proofread your emails before sending them.

you tell lies.

you don't understand the definition of the word "emo" and therefore use it incorrectly.